i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Randomize