I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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