My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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