covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
In America we eat man semen.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
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