I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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