It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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