ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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