Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Rumble strips road head = magical
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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