Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
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I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
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That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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