He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Randomize
