So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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