And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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