where am i from again
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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