nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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