So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
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once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
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Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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