I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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