As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
