M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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