Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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