I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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