Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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