I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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