i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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