3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
