She announced her abortion via fbk
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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