I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Randomize
