He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
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You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
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Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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