I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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