i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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