Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
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We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
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I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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