He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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