the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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