You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Randomize
