can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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