does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize
