Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
