Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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