Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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