Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
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They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
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I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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