Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I'm bleeding and have questions
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