used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
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Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
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Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.