Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
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Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
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My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year