It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
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So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
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