All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
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it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
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No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.