maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
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I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
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He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
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Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Holy sore nipples Batman
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.