I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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