This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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