would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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