at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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