He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
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The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
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We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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