He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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