Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Apparently you make a good broom.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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