When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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