So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
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Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
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I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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