when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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