I feel like abortions should bother me more
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
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there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
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Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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