hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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