so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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